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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Stick your Chuddy on a Star

"Londoners are being urged to stick their chewing gum on celebrity posters rather than dropping it on the streets. Ealing Council hopes posters featuring Shane Richie, Jordan and Peter Andre among others will prove a more tempting target in Acton, west London."
Brilliant. That's the kind of lateral thinking I really love. What I'd like to see though, is the cigarette butt equivalent - I hate hate hate seeing smokers absentmindedly flicking their burning, germ encrusted fag-end onto the footpath. Why not some sort of smokers' basketball hoop (with a larger outer lip for anyone who misses)? Something pyrotechnic perhaps? Hmmmm...