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Thursday, July 29, 2004

Gregg Valentino

Oh. My. God.

Words cannot express just how queasy this guy's muscles make me. Queasy in a bad way that is, not queasy in a getting-weak-at-the-kness-through-bizarro-lust way. 

All the imperial measurements leave me for dead, but I assume his 27" arm size is pretty massive. I mean, really, it looks like he's got a couple of third-trimester foetuses developing in his biceps.

He lists his two favourite foods as Italian and Steak. I think, perhaps, that there might be a couple of those Italians he's swallowed trying to escape via his arms.